Matthew McConaughey, Ed Sheeran and Anthony Rizzo Walk Into A Bar
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Matthew McConaughey, Ed Sheeran and Anthony Rizzo Walk Into A Bar

I'm living in that 21st century doing something
mean to it Do it better than anybody you ever seen do
it scream some ladies Got a nice ring to it I guess
every super hero gonna need his theme music No one

miss you have all that power The clock's ticking I
just count the hours Stop tripping up the clock
Wrap it up in this motherfucker Okay God damn I am
hyped Yeah It's that time bro It's that time Yeah

three hours to kick off You got three hours you
already had your shower beers Right Yeah I've
already had two of those I don't know why you were
trying to be all quiet about it I have many at times I

think the last time I had a shower beer was like two
days ago I was just saying like in general I was just
like you know Had a couple shower beers you know
we're just trying to still maintain Our composure

here because we got a long game ahead of us west And
it's Friday night so who knows what tonight's
gonna bring So If it was a Wednesday obviously we'd
have worked the next day but No it's a Friday it's a

combination It's like literally a perfect storm
to go with the perfect storm That was like a perfect
winter storm but everybody's ready to get out of
the cabin fever You know and we were kind of trapped

inside yesterday with the weather but Yeah You
know Friday has brought us a little bit Yeah we got
out it's like the city still seems to be a little
dead Yeah it's still I think people tonight now

that everything's kind of melted Yeah Yeah so
you're gonna watch it with your friends Yeah so my
friend Jaylin who's an Ohio State fan I feel so bad
for him right now His aunt was a professor at Ohio

State so he Oh she's cool she doesn't play football
But yeah But he's one of my closest friends I met him
at UNT he actually played football there And then
yeah we kind of just met through some mutuals and

we've been Tied ever since Nice His girlfriend who
went to Indiana will be there as well And then her
friend and her boyfriend will be there as well so
it's gonna be us five Like I said my girlfriend does

have to work a little bit so I don't think she's
really that upset that she's the one She's not She
knows how I'm against The thing is she knows how I'm
against Yeah And she also encouraged me to go watch

it because she knows if I watch it There I'm A gonna
be distracting and B like I'm gonna be standing up
the whole time Right She knows I need to be
somewhere else Yeah you need your cage Like don't

keep me caged You can't keep me I'm a peacock you
gotta let me fly baby Damn I gotta keep me in a cage
You gotta let me fly so I'm gonna go watch it with
them We're gonna hang out and just have a good time

Nice More than anything winter lose I think that
it's just gonna be a good time No yeah regardless
you know obviously we don't want Ohio to win Oh no
we're gonna kick that team But regardless you're

gonna be around good company If we don't I'm gonna
have to put up with his shit talking but that's okay
Because at the end of the day this is what we sign up
for When I signed up to be the sports junkie that I am

And ride and support my teams like I do This is what I
signed up for You're the rough rider man This is
what I signed up for You're a rider die bitch You
know that's all I'm gonna do I'm a rider die witch

man come on So I mean that was um so this is kind of a
quick story So we were playing uh so this girl that
we went to high school with She's my brother's her
name is Katie Murphy Hi Katie Her dad chartered

flights out of Boston so she knew Bill Belichick So
it was a big You know he's the coach in North
Carolina I mean they need to cheat somehow Well but
he got hired him and his son to know North Carolina

Oh really? He's the coach at UNC yeah No shit Yeah
They might actually be known for something else
They've been out on the road recruiting right now
There you go You know the old Texas coach was at

North Carolina Mac Brown Really? The one that's
too Well I guess like you could sit well no Wake
Forest Well because he went from North Carolina to
Texas Right Won a national championship after 12

years Right And then had to get kind of out of there
Yeah You gotta get out Things got still Yeah you
know Mac got older he kind of got Gotta love him and
leave him He got a little complacent Yeah We had our

moment Yeah we had our moment So obviously Die Hard
Pacers fan Die Hard Giants fan right So this was the
08 when they were 16 and 0 Yeah Down in right That was
07 07 08 And I remember I was like I was sick that

night So I was watching the Super Bowl home She's
you know texting me texting Drew And like I mean
they were up So I was just not really even paying And
I didn't say like fucking You were like what I

didn't say a fucking word through the entire night
Yeah And then once we won All I texted Like
literally all I said was sucks That's that's And
then Fuck you Wesley Fuck you Like what So what I'm

saying is to come back to what you were To come back
to you Just go very minimal Oh I already told him He
called me earlier I said I'm done talking Yeah Yeah
it's kind of like We play today I'm done talking

Tell me my punishment you're like nah dude I'm done
talking This is your punishment me not I'm done
talking I'm gonna let them know any like I'm done
talking Games today Do move on Games in a couple

hours Yeah move on man Yeah that's it Games for the
kickoff We're gonna settle it on the field now
right And then once we win you just keep it really
chill I'm done talking Yeah just act like it never

happened You're like oh wait I'm gonna be like this
is what we were supposed to do I'm not gonna give us
credit for doing something we were supposed to do
Fuck you me We know this is exactly what we came here

to do And we were saying like the last time on paper
Ohio State It should blow us out of the water On
paper But I ain't got no holes in that locker room No
no no bitches Ain't no holes in that locker room

Yeah we gon' see like I said look It's only the only
men's locker room with a tampon You know they think
they should don't stink And rightfully so Like I
said They've had the toughest road to get to where

they're at The way they handled it Logically
speaking You just see who you're with And I get it
However I'm not going to lie I'm not going back down
from anybody In supporting my team And in just in

general I'm not going back down from anybody Well
you were saying when you played ball Like for the
quarterback Or one of the players When they would
show all that intensity Oh like after we would lose

Yeah you're like where the fuck was that Throwing
fucking water bottles and breaking You know doing
all sorts of shit Throwing shit all over the locker
room And this is like So where was that at during the

game Yeah Cause I didn't see that sort of intensity
Oh you decided to be a leader now Now after the game
After they'd already put their hands on you Yeah
When you had an opportunity Every time the ball was

snapped To go out there and show that intensity
With the player Versus an inanimate object You
didn't want to do it Yeah it's like But now all of a
sudden You want to have all that passion It's like

Dave Rames like Koses It's like oh yeah I'm going to
kick his ass And it's like why didn't you Why didn't
you So what was your weight now Yeah oh wait you mean
like in the moment You're not really sure what's

going on And all this shit happens So you can't
really do what you think you're going to do You know
what I mean Because it's what my tithes say Wes
Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in

the face You go into every fight with a plan Until
that first punch landed And you're like okay I
might need to adjust this Yeah that's why it's like
Cause when you feel that first When you're like oh

yeah He's actually trying to hurt me Yeah it's like
can you fight I can take a punch So that's almost as
good As being able to throw Yeah right cause can you
take one Cause he's going to hit you Yeah it was like

Homer Simpson did that When he was in boxer
Everybody just got tired of hitting him You know
what I mean That's how he won Everybody's got a plan
until they get punched in the face And that's what

I'm expecting My long horns will do tonight It's
come out doing the punching As long as we don't get
blown out in the first quarter Right I think we'll
be in this game That's what Ohio State has done in

the past two games Is they jumped out the early They
are out scoring their last two opponents 35 to 0 in
the fourth quarter During the first quarter I mean
In the first quarter Damn Past two games 35 to 0 So as

long as we can A not get Fucking boat racing in the
first quarter And B if we can if it's a close game In
the fourth quarter west Right I'm riding with us
I'm telling you right now I haven't seen it too many

times I'm riding with us I believe I've seen us
delivering the clutch And also like we said You got
McConaughey You got McConaughey He's on the
sidelines now I was just looking at him And Bevo's

at the game Yeah In the last two games The only two
games Actually no The only game The only game Well
the only two games But really the only game Because
regular season didn't count Because we lost to

Georgia at home And he was there obviously But we
lost to Georgia in Atlanta In the SEC Championship
game And Bevo was not there And then we almost lost
to Arizona State last game And Bevo also was not

there Oh okay So Bevo will be there today Okay so
Bevo will be there tonight Nice And if you think
we're going to lose In our home state With beef on
the sideline You got McConaughey You're sadly

mistaken So it's the pitch ball right? Tonight is
the cotton ball Cotton ball But last week The last
couple of weeks ago Was pitch ball Okay no I'm just
looking at McConaughey Oh that was a week ago I

thought it said a day ago My bad McConaughey will be
there He's on the sidelines Minister of culture
will be there Yeah Because Damn it McConaughey
call me Call us We'd love to have you Minister of

culture McConaughey will be there You can do
whatever the fuck you want Whatever You can do no
wrong He's fucking gorgeous He's a very He's a
gorgeous human being He's cool as shit I don't know

I just Like His philosophies I can never Just Or
it's like hey what are you going to do man Just going
to Hang out Do some cool shit Hang out Do some cool
shit Like that's the fucking coolest thing I've

ever heard Yeah I'm just going to hang out And do
cool shit Yeah meet some people Do some cool shit I
mean come on dude God damn dude when you say it like
that Alright so We got the We got the guy I know you I

mean you're I'm amped guys I'm fucking amped right
now Yeah you're idling at 70 right now I am fucking I
am fucking amped This is how I was when like the new
Batman Dude Same actually Dude I mean I've made

Zell watch the Batman like 18 times Oh you watched
the The Dark Knight or the Batman All of them I've
made him watch every Batman movie At least three
times Because you're a good person Dude That's why

I know that we became friends real quick He's the
greatest superhero ever I was going to tell your
dad downstairs earlier So back when the iPhone
When you had to slide the thing over Right When you

jailbreak and you could do the Batman thing
Shooting across the pool Your father and I did that
That was my shit When I found out Oh you had the
grappling Yeah Awesome One of the greatest

feelings ever I was like I always wanted to unlock
my phone Yeah who didn't want it Yeah it's like No no
guys I got it I got it Right here Right here You want
to use my phone here I got you But it's like for me

it's always Batman is the greatest The logo
everything But it's like I'm always going to be
Joker Yeah The Joker fan But it's like Same But I
think a lot of people He's the perfect balance to

Batman Well he is He's basically He is Batman Yeah
He shows the different Exactly They are I was I was
meaning to buy But they literally have Joker and
psychology Joker and philosophy Like legit

Thought out Books And that yeah When I was being
part of it It was just They're not different They
are actually Pretty much the same person It was
just that Batman went for Good And Joker went bad

Yeah because I mean Someone did a comparison of The
reason why The Joker is Obviously like you said
They're the same person but He is the So how Batman
views the world Yeah Joker views it in the same way

Except for the fact that He views it as I can make
these people realize They're just like everyone
else Exactly Like I am just like everyone else Yeah
Everyone else We're all just like everyone else

Yeah and when it comes down to it Everybody looks
out for themselves Yes exactly 100% And you're
just like everyone else For doing so You're not
wrong for doing that Just I'm showing you You are

like You may tell yourself in your head You're not
like that When you're alone And you're amongst
other people Like that think like you But I'm here
to tell you As someone on the outside of that group

Yeah Looking at all of you You're just like
everyone else Out here outside that bubble Right
And you should just accept it And I think one of the
One of the biggest things is that He has no motive

But just to fuck with Batman He doesn't care Yeah
Like happily we'll get caught He's just like I want
to fuck up whatever he's doing Yeah I want to take
you off your pedestal Yeah Just like how you want to

take Ohio State off the coast Man I want nothing
more See how I tied that in See what I do then I want
nothing more than to take just To humble them just a
little bit Yeah Because I got they think That

they've been humbled By losing to Michigan Four
years in a row They think that they've been humbled
Because they lost to Michigan again this year And
have turned it around And won the past two games The

way they have But I don't think that They truly have
been humbled Because a lot of people Even the past
two games Like well Tennessee fans in the first
game Obviously we're in the roof of Tennessee

Everyone else is saying Ohio State Oregon against
Ohio State Yeah The spads game And honestly I still
picked Ohio State Just because they have the track
record In the history to where they are at tonight

Is where people are just going to back them blindly
But I'm telling you this They haven't truly been
humbled The way that they should be If they lose
this game tonight They will truly like this

tonight Wes The stuff that they've been saying And
how they've been talking It goes all the way back
They think they are the God's gift to earth right
now But they can't back it up They won't be able to

Because all are going to be real They better be real
That's 42 to 17 tonight Otherwise if it's 27 to 20
Going into the fourth quarter And we're down I
still believe we're going to win that game Right

They better blow us out That's all I can say Tell me
y'all right now Speak it clearly into the mic Y'all
but they, Ohio State They better blow us out
tonight Pull the mic up closer They better blow us

out tonight That's all I'm going to say If you let us
hang around You're going to lose this game I'm just
going to tell you that right now I'm going to make
sure when we get there I'm going to end the talking

at that When we get to the bar I'm going to say look If
you're going for Ohio State All I'm going to be
trying to talk shit I'm going to say listen to me If
y'all let us hang around You're going to lose I

promise You better blow us out You better put us out
of our misery You got to set the tone You better, hey
Y'all better come out and do it In the first quarter
I'm going to tell you right now You let us hang

around It's over It's over with I promise They
don't want to do that It's one of those like Like
blindly backing Because you know you always kind
of think Like what schools are always going to be

You know like you're Alabama Alabama, Ohio State
Just because of history Just because they're a big
fucking school Right Yeah like hey You lost
Michigan I always just feel like You know like all

these little teams Now they got it It's like dude
you're going to Michigan should be there too
though Yeah But obviously it took them Just like
Texas They kind of dipped down a little bit And then

have started to kind of Trin back up Right
Obviously Michigan won that championship last
year So they got it done But you know it's just If
they let us hang around the night west I'm telling

you right now You know I'm going to be checking in on
you right? Come on baby Yeah You already know You
already know man You already know But yeah no my
prediction Officially I'm going to go ahead And

put it out there that way We can move on it in a field
man I feel like I've Spoked my piece on this 30 to 28
Texas 30 to 28 30 to 28 I got us my two Okay so From the
get go I got us 30 to 28 Just to play devil's advocate

If like okay so If Ohio State Where as it has to be a
blowout Because I don't see Texas I don't see us
blowing them out But I definitely think they could
blow us off Right I'm just Based off how they played

If they continued the momentum That they carried
the past two games Right That they should blow us
out Yeah so Yeah because I feel like They it's going
to be close If they win it will be close But really

the only Like Texas is not going to let that happen
So if it's not a blowout So basically after the
first quarter Yeah That's going to be a game If
we're not down multiple scores About in the first

quarter We're in business Yeah as long as you're
within We're in business Now we do come out slow In
the third quarter We have had some second half
issues In terms of just starting slow Not really

having too much energy Coming out of the half Yeah
I'm going to look I'm going to just tell you right
now If we are not down By multiple scores But it's
also it's college football man Texas can rally man

You know We got a de facto home game tonight In Texas
we're up the street We got a de facto home game now Oh
they're actually playing in the cotton bolt? No no
no we're playing in AT &T Oh that's right The bowl

game But no the bowl game is called The cotton bowl
That we're playing in For those who don't
understand But yeah so there is a cotton bowl in
Dallas That Texas know you play in every year Three

miles from where the studio is Obviously over
there at State Fair That is where Texas know you
play every year But the Goodyear Cotton Bowl
Classic Is the official bowl game That is played as

part of the postseason bowl system That came back
What was that 2011? Because it was gone for a while
And it came back And so that is now officially one of
the New Year's six games Which is one of the

prestigious bowls That you can win in a given year
So you know Jerry was going to get a piece of head pie
Dude that was what I was trying to figure out I was
asking Chad GBT I'm like I need just trying to

create something For the last episode And it was
everything was about Like for like attention
grabbing What we do is just like Jerry Jones Sounds
like a Jilted X lover And that's what it was I was

starting to find clips Everything was in a made
sense Everything was going to Jilted X lover Yeah
no Jerry I'm sorry you're 83 I'm sure you probably
won't hear this If you do by any reason Whatever

Dude you're 83 You're a piece of shit I'm sorry you
need to have someone Who obviously he has more
money Than we'll ever see Whatever You need to
still have someone tell you this Because I feel

like people don't tell you this You're surrounded
by guests man Like I just feel Yeah I just don't feel
like anyone tells you That you're a piece of shit
I'm sure deep down you actually probably do know

Because we've seen pictures of you As an
adolescent in you know Before school whenever
black people Were about to come to your school Not
supporting that So we obviously know you're a

piece of shit Oh yeah there's a pit that circulates
That's not it But yeah we are Honestly I don't know
why I don't know why I sound surprised Yeah we
already know you're a piece of shit But leave that

aside Hear from a black man As a Cowboys fan at Die
Hard You're a fucking piece of shit I just want you
to know that I'm so glad you got your three Super
Bowls And that you feel like you made it Which

obviously you did You've made more money than
anyone else But regardless you my friend Have got
to get this shit figured out You are the George and I
love the Yankees Everybody hates Steinbredder

You know I'm just gonna be 30 this year west And I
still have never seen a Super Bowl That's
ridiculous And when I was growing up that was all
Cowboys I don't understand how you can be okay with

that I'm about to be 30 Jerry So do you think they're
still considered The America's team? I mean I
think the logo and the franchise I don't really I
don't like trying to like dig at Cowboys No I don't

even I never bought into that It was big in the 70's
That's when I was born in 1995 What the fuck does
that mean? What does America's team mean? Like I
know what it means I'm saying No we don't give a fuck

about America's team We don't give a fuck about
that We don't even care about America anymore It's
you No well it's us and it's you I don't give a fuck
about America's team I'm a Cowboys man Right Any of

the other 31 teams we play in Fuck y'all I don't give
a damn about America's team There was a joke in the
show We all play in America Right There was that
movie Beer League with Artie Lang And the guy So

they're in Jersey So they're like Man he's like You
grew up two miles from the Meadowlands And you're a
Cowboy So he goes It's America's team Bro Like that
was like Big Cat from Barstool He grew up in

Massachusetts He had to go on this long fucking 10
minute thing Yesterday about Or it was either It
was either yesterday or earlier in the week About
why he's a big Chicago sports man And people were

clowning him for that And all this shit And some
people were commenting And were just like Some
people obviously were giving a fuck Because they
were like Oh I root for all my hometown teams And

they're like Congratulations Know, you know Cool
Thanks for you But everyone doesn't have to
fucking do that And so some people were in there
Saying the same shit They're like I'm from here But

I root for these teams Because it's blah blah blah
And it's just like First off I don't give a shit
about America's team Right We all play in America
Right Secondly When it comes to whoever the fuck

the Cowboys are playing Fuck them No For those four
quarters You know what I mean Yeah And thirdly Who
gives a shit Who the fuck you root for I don't
Personally If anyone comes up to me And tells me who

they root for Cool Nice story Cause you could
probably You could probably Cause you have enough
knowledge though To be like Oh yeah Like those guys
are good Like this You could probably rattle off

Facts that they don't even know But then you're
like But they're nice It's not my team But it's like
Yeah cool man I'm a diehard fan from my teams I don't
give a fuck about yours Yeah Like I don't I don't

care Just like, cool, we'll talk that discussion,
but like, I'm not gonna be like, oh, you know,
you're a bandwagon. I'm like, bro, I don't care why
you root for your team. You root for who you root

for, and just know that when they play my team,
we're gonna beat y'all ass. I don't care about why,
I just know that when we play y'all, we're gonna
beat y'all ass. I don't give a fuck what your

reasoning is. And there was like, oh, you grew up in
Dallas, you were Johnston, like family's from New
York. I was like, I root for who my dad told me to root
for. And that's gonna shut a lot of people up as if

you wanna try that. I just tell them, hey, listen. I
brought it, I was brought it. You're making this a
gigantic deal, but this is all I can tell you, is
when my team plays yours, we're gonna beat y'all

ass. So get used to it. Yeah. I'm sorry, I don't know
what else to tell you, but that's all I can say to you
is, look, root for who you root for, I'm root for,
like, but when we play y'all, we're gonna beat

y'all's ass. So simple as that. And you're not just
saying to Calvin, it's just whatever team you're
rooting for. You don't matter who it is. The
Angies, the Lakers, it don't matter who the fuck it

is. Oh, speaking of Yankees, you had... Oh yeah,
man, I did get to serve Anthony Rizzo the other
night, man. That was pretty cool. It was a hell of a
moment, man. It was really cool, dude, just cause

like, the late, like, so it was him and his wife, and
then I can't tell if his wife and the other guy's
wife are friends. I'm sure they're all friends,
but I can't tell who had the prior relationship.

But Anthony Rizzo and his wife, well, I don't
really know if I should say this, I guess we don't
have enough following to really get it yet, but...
It's growing. It's growing, no, I'm saying, but

like, I didn't wanna spoil their news, but they are
having a newborn. Oh, correct, yeah. Not sure how
far along she is, but she did do a little surprise
with her friend. Pull out a little sonogram, flip

thing, and all that sort of stuff. So it was a really
cool moment. I just wanted to say that. I didn't
wanna, you know, it's an adventure, like, you
know, in the next three, four months. I actually

would be... No, we could blow up in the next, you
know, six months. And then... Actually, it'd be
really cool if they traced it back to the new brand,
not to us. That would be pretty cool. So... I'm just

saying it's January 10th at four o'clock, that's
all I'm saying. So that'd be pretty cool. I'm just
saying as of now, you know, given it out, I'm just
putting that out there, Anthony Rizzo and his

wife, expecting a newborn child. It was a great
moment to be a part of, because they surprised him.
So this is how they did it. So the two people that
were not Anthony Rizzo and his wife, they came in

first. And so on her reservation, she was like,
need a relatively private table, have a high
profile professional athlete. Didn't say the
name, so I'm stuck the whole time when it is for like

two hours. And were they automatically in your
section, or you just... They actually were not
originally. Oh, but you're like, whoever's got
that, can I have one? Actually, no, I just was... I

didn't really care. I mean, I knew, like the way we
work, like the way everything is just teamwork,
you eventually go to every table. Right, no, no, I
know that. You know, you just eventually end up at

every table. But so I was just chilling. And then
they end up being in my section, they get there and
the lady, she tells me that her and her husband are
doing dry January. And then she was like, our two

friends aren't, they're probably gonna be maybe
upset, but I don't know. And so they get mocked
tells. And then Anthony Rizzo and his wife come.
But I didn't know it was Anthony Rizzo, because I'm

walking from behind him. So I come around and I'm
like, oh, shit, that's Anthony Rizzo. You know
what I mean? Like, he was doing those things. And
then so Anthony Rizzo's wife, she orders a drink

without calling it. And then he orders one too.
Cause they went back and forth between doing mock
tells and doing alcohol. Like he was always gonna
do alcohol, but she was kind of went back and forth.

And at this time I didn't know about the baby thing.
So she goes back and forth, she orders a drink with
alcohol. And then I bring them. And then I kind of
walk away, come back, and they're like standing up

hugging each other. And she had the thing pulled up
and I'm like, oh, shit, like she's pregnant. And so
I go over there and I don't think she saw me see that.
And so she's like, yeah, I just surprised them with

the fact that I'm pregnant. So I'll actually take
one of those pointing at the mock tell. And I was
like, no, I totally kicked it, but I didn't, like I
wasn't really picking up on it. I'll let you have

your moment. And she was like, oh no, yeah, it was
definitely, you know, that and everything. So it
was really cool. It was a really dope moment, man.
And like seeing them kind of surprise their

friends. And it's always cool to see, cause I
didn't fan boy on them at all. Cause it's just cool
seeing first time. It's really hard to. Yeah, I
just kind of hang out. And I just knew like they were

with a table of like, I don't know, 10 or is a bigger
party. That's a different story. Kind of fuck with
them a little bit, but it was just those four. So I
kind of want them to have an intimate moment with

that and everything like that. So I didn't really
fanboy with them. But I did tell him, one of my
friends, Quinn, he's a die hard Cubs fan. I did tell
him, thank you from him for giving him that world

series. And he's like, he's such a laugh. He's
like, you got it. You got it, man. He's like, tell
him you got it. And I was like, you were the right
sports for you. Played it cool. Yeah, no, I didn't

want to be that guy. Especially since you're not
going to be a Yankee next year. And I didn't have the
whole thing went with them. Hey, getting respect
to the game, man. It means good fucking players,

good fucking player. But I just was taking it in,
that professional athletes especially a guy with
that magnitude. Yeah. And actually, when you
don't, and I realized that when you don't fanboy

with them, there's so much more receptive to
shooting the shit with you. He was cracking jokes
to me and all sorts of shit like that. Kind of just
being a regular guy. Because you could look at him,

like he looked at me and could tell that I knew, but I
wasn't being a fan. I was just playing it cool. You
know who he was back today. Yeah, you know, I fuck
with it. Yeah, that's kind of what I meant. And

Sharon, I didn't know who he was. This was like
2015, but I didn't know who he was. But he was cool. I
just, I felt bad because I asked him what he did.
Right. And he didn't, yeah. Oh, that's hilarious,

bro. That's like I saw this tweet earlier. This
dude met Morgan Wallin and just told him he liked
his hair. And he was like, oh, thanks, I'm Morgan
Wallin. And he was like, I still didn't know who he

was. Yeah, that doesn't mean shit to me. Like he
said he didn't know who he was before. It's totally
not like he liked his hair and Morgan Wallin goes,
oh, thanks, I'm Morgan Wallin. Yeah. And he kind of

was just like, cool. My bless. Yeah, nice meeting
you. Not being a dick either. It's one of those
things. You're not even being a dick. You're just
legit. Like, I don't know who you are. And I get you

might be a star. You might, but I don't know who you
are. This was like 2015. Yeah. This was, or not
even, it was like 2013. We were doing for the radio
station. We had our, it was called, yeah, I don't

even remember what it was to call it, not first
flush. It was the second day. And Ed Sheeran just
came from Columbia. I think I've told you this
before, but like, yeah. And he was getting

interviewed with the main DJ. And I was brand new
there at the radio station. So I didn't, I haven't
met everybody. So I'm assuming that everybody's
working there. He worked there. Yeah. And because

he didn't, he doesn't look like. Yeah. Sorry.
Like, you know, he don't carry him. He's like, he's
carrying. So, hey, Wes at Ed Wesley, nice to meet
you, man. So what do you do? And he was, and everyone

was like, what? And meanwhile, to the left of me,
I'm literally like two feet away. There's the
banner of the bill. And it has his name. See, right
there. And he's trying to be like, he's like, I'm

trying to be cool. I'm trying to be like, I'm like,
oh, shit, that's you. I was like, I mean, I didn't
realize how big of a deal he was until the gates
open. And I just see fucking all these teenage

girls run like it's a slipknot duality video, just
bomb rushing. I'm like, what? And then I saw it play
like, this guy's good. I mean, there's plenty of
fucking even rappers. Like, I'll leave more rap,

but like I listen to everything. But like, there's
plenty of rappers that I wouldn't recognize.
Yeah, right off the bat or be like, you know, I could
be sitting like he could be sitting in this chair

next to us. And I'm like, who the fuck? Yeah, I mean,
not in the. But yeah, you know, you can have a
security. No security walking in with him. But
yeah, I'm not immediately going to be like, oh,

that's what's his name. Yeah, Lil Wayne or
somebody. But there's some guys that like I might
listen to them. And I'm like, I didn't know. Well,
you know, you think about like with their

performance, they got they got this stage swag on.
Like going on and different hair styles after a
certain time. Yeah, yeah. Last time I saw him, he
had dress now he got it. You know, I'm not I'm not

recognizing that. Yeah, it's like, I'm sorry, I
didn't recognize you because you always have big
ass sunglass like, you know, rocks there. Anybody
you got shit on that don't even look like you. Yeah,

I'm notorious for not recognizing people. Yeah, I
mean, I'm I'm I actually it was I actually
surprised myself. Normally, I'm not I'm good at
it. It was mainly like with athletes. Right. I was

surprised myself because the guy that played easy
and straight out of the country. Yeah. Movie. He
was at the start in Frisco when a couple of years
ago, me and Zo went to eat with one of my old

coworkers and her now husband. And we went to the to
Concrete Cowboy afterwards, kind of hang out a
little bit. Right. And he was in there and he was
just, you know, just hanging out chilling with

people and I immediately looked at him. I said,
that make a plate easy and straight. Yeah, like, it
was immediately and I could normally when it comes
because I feel like I've seen. What else have I

seen? I've seen a couple other actors that I didn't
recognize right away. Like I immediately
recognized Emmett Smith. Oh, yeah. I really need I
immediately recognized Michael Irvin. Who else

have I seen that I just immediately recognized
after that? But yeah, I forget his name, but I just
was like, he played easy and Shada Compton in my
home. Yeah. My co-worker's husband was right.

That isn't me. I told him I swear. I think as soon as I
saw him, I said, oh, that's him. Like, I didn't know
my mind. I was like, it looked just like him. Yeah.
That's him. I mean, there was when I went to this

hell, yeah, show in Myrtle. I did the meet and well,
I interviewed him. The guy who was their tour
manager calls me because I was he was the point of
contact. He's like, oh, yeah, they're at the Wild

Wings, which is like right across the parking lot.
And meanwhile, it's a sold out show. People are,
you know, die hard fans and I'm a die hard. And
they're all just chill in there. And I'm like, hey,

what's up, guys? Like, oh, hey, what's up, man? And
like all this and then this is this one country
bartender girl who has no idea that they got Vinny
Paul and check it like all, you know, if you're a

metal fan, like right there, I go, you see that?
Yeah, I go, you see all those people at House of
Blues? I go, there's about 10,000 people now that
would do anything to know that where you are. Like,

you know, she's like, I don't listen to those. But
of course, I'm like, how do you know? Fucking know.
And I'm like, but it's true with anything. Anyway,
I would be real quick. Yeah. And if I don't know,

well, look, because we can hit that real quick and
then we can close it out here. We got what, 413. So
here we got 15 more minutes. So we'll do look, I'm
just going to hit it real quick. Hit a couple, maybe

even a couple of picks. We'll see what the lines are
looking like. But Saturday, you know, tomorrow, 3
30. Texas Chargers down there in Houston.
Chargers, I'm seeing are a three point favorite.

Really? That close? I don't trust Justin Herbert.
I'm going to roll with the Texas to cover the plus
three. Yeah. Steelers Ravens Ravens minus nine
and a half in Baltimore, seven o'clock on prime

video. The old detections in the chargers on
Paramount plus and CBS. Oh, it sucks. Well, it's on
CBS too. But you know, I don't see about plus.
That's a tough one. Steelers Ravens prime video,

seven o'clock, Baltimore minus nine and a half.
I'm actually going to take Baltimore to cover.
Yeah, I'm going to say Baltimore over that for
sure. Broncos, the bills up there in Buffalo. I'm

going with a I'm telling you, Broncos. You know
what's crazy about that, Wes? You think of the same
thing? It's bills minus nine and a half. I'm taking
the Broncos to cover nine and a half. Because it's

not an app. I'm all I'm thinking is that, yes, Josh
Allen's great for, at least for fantasy and he's
very good, but there's just something about
bownecks, having him on my fantasy roster. And

then the loose and he's got another loose, but he's
only gotten better. And yes. And on top of that,
Wes, you're talking about another team in Denver
that has is used to playing in a cold. Yeah. It's not

like this is the dolphins and higher altitude.
Yeah. And it's not like this is the dolphins or
another one of these warm weather teams going
right to to the to Buffalo because there was. So

luckily when when I got him and I didn't play
Jordan, love to great for me on my team, like he
never had like a bad game. Right. And it wasn't like
the if I picked if I didn't, you know, if only if I

played bow, there would have been different. No,
it wasn't like that. But when I realized I was like,
he scored 35s, 35 points or three and Jordan is
doing like 23, 24, which is great. Right. But I'm

like, fuck, this guy's good. They're like, he's
I'm on him for next year. Like on the high end, high
end. This is what. Yeah. I was like, this is like
some number one draft pick. Right. Shit. So

anyway, then Packers Eagles and Philly, three 30
on Fox. Oh, that's a tough one. Philly minus five
and a half. I'm going to be honest with you, bro. I'm
going to say Philly covers that. Yeah. I think

because Seguan is finally ever since once we've he
loves leaves the Giants, never going to forgive
you all for that. Yeah. Of it. And the thing about it
is, is like, it was one thing for you to let him go.

But for you to let him, I would have even been upset
with y'all if y'all let him come to the cow, like to
let him go in the division to go 90 miles south, to
let him go to let him go 90 miles south to in the same

division. I was just like, it's standing in FCE in
the same Congress is one thing. Yeah. He goes to the
Saints or he goes to the fucking the Buccaneers.
You know, I see south and FCE West team. A plane

flight. Cool. Yeah. But to let the man go driving
distance to people. You can drive from literally
is 90 miles from Philly to the Netherlands. That's
all it is. So I'm going to go Eagles minus five.

Yeah. And I don't want it. I don't want to say that. I
don't either. Because I'm going to get another.
You're a Giants fan. I'm a Cowboys fan. We hate
everyone in our division. Right. I, you know,

yeah, I think me and you can actually unite on this
one. No, actually. Which, by the way, also looked
at a stat yesterday. You know what that's like?
What is it? NFC East. Every other division in the

NFL has had back to back division winners for
multiple years now. Right. Do you know the last
time the NFC East has had the team win the division?
So you're saying each year the winner of the Super

Bowl, the playoffs? No, no, no. Winning your
division. So our division, the Eagles, the Saint,
or the Eagles, the Giants, the commanders, oh,
this is the South is the same. Like so this winning

your division. Okay. We know the last time the NFC
East had, which I knew this, but so it says last time
a team won that division in back to back seasons,
every division in the AFC this season, every

division in the NFC, except for the NFC East this
season. Do you know the last time the NFC East had a
back to back winner? I'm going to go with
seventies. Not that far back. Okay. It's still

fairly recent. Okay. I'm still thinking of my
young right now. Not, not, not, not, but I got to
remember that. I got to remember that 2000 was 20,
25 years ago. Right. So it's the what the eighties?

No, further forward. Like you just, like I said, to
that, like think in that, like within the past 25
years. Well, they had to be like, what? Oh, oh,
five. Close. Go back one year. Oh, four. Oh, four is

a lot. 2004 is the last time we passed it. Who was
that? There was that was Eagles. Oh, yeah. That was
that was the last time that's happened. The
Cowboys and the Eagles, the past, they showed it

the past 10 years. We each won the division four
times. Commanders have won it twice and the Giants
have not won it at all. Which is crazy. I didn't
really, I thought y'all had, I thought the

commanders and the Giants each had one and I knew we
and the Eagles had split the same amount in the past
10 years, but I didn't know that y'all had one one
since before that. I think like 10 years ago, what

was the last one? What, 2017? Inks. Yeah, it was
something like that. It doesn't seem like that
long ago, but when you go, oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. So I
just, I saw that and I was like, holy shit.

Actually, wait, I'm looking at it now and it wasn't
no. So the past 10 years, so the commanders wanted
in 15 and 20. The Eagles wanted in 17, 19, 22, 24.
Cowboys wanted in 16, 18, 21, 23. So I think the

Giants were before that. It might be 14. Yeah, we
had the, might have been 14 because with Odell.
Yes. Remember, because it was the, whenever y'all
had the yacht picture, yeah, whenever y'all had

like y'all got the buy and y'all had the yacht
picture and lost the Green Bay. But yeah, that was,
that was 14. That was 14. Cause I remember the
years. Yeah. Odell, cause you was right. That was

14. Cause the dark night came out in what? Oh, 2012.
2012. Yeah. So the first, yeah, Batman begins with
2005. And then dark night was 0809. Yeah. Yeah.
Cause that's what, because I go by Odell, I had

those, that fucking sweet ass visor in his gloves
or the Joker gloves. Yeah. So that's why that's how
that's how I'm referencing my years is like, oh,
okay. So it has to be around that area. Cause

remember he had a couple of drops in that game and
people had blamed him and all that. It's like,
dude, you can be a diva as long as you back it up.
Right. Um, so, uh, then our other division foe

commanders in the buccaneers at seven o'clock on
Sunday, I'm going bucks minus three to I'm going
with that too. Um, we, and actually we will revisit
these pics. Um, when we obviously listened to our,

you know, replay of this episode, we will come back
the next episode and we will review these cause we
haven't been doing that, which I have totally
forgot. Well, I always forget to review like, oh, I

was, once we do it, I also I'm done. I just forget
what's I, what's I'm done editing. And we was like,
okay. Yeah. And I listened to it and I'm just like,
okay, cool. And then like, I don't even think about

the fact that. Out into the, it's out to the world. I
say it's out there. So I'm like, what? Yeah. It's
always nice. We did. And then Vikings Rams, which
has been moved to Arizona due to the wildfires in

Los Angeles. So the Rams, that's just fucking
nuts. That shit is crazy. Dude prayers up to
everybody that is dealing with that over there.
Yeah. Lay all the people, you know, JJ Reddick, the

Lakers coach lost his home. Oh, yeah. A lot of
people in Paris, Hilton lost her home. Dude,
fucking Billy Crystal. Yeah. Man, a lot of people.
He's been lucky of like every. They said it's the

side. Like they've lost the size of Manhattan.
Yeah. In acreage. That's insane. No, I don't know.
This is true because where I work at is. I'm not
going to say the name, but they said that the the

prop, the property value damage is over. When was
that big hurricane in Houston? Katrina was in no
five. Not Katrina. It was the one. Oh, uh, uh, uh,
that was, uh, Ida. Ida. Yeah. Ida. Yeah. That was

what 2016. Yeah. Fucking like like 26. Nailed it.
Yeah. So it's even though it may not be as much
square mileage with the property value itself is
higher than. Oh, I bet. So, but when I heard like,

oh, the guy said a hundred billion, I go, I know
that's a little high. I bet I saw a picture of people
like a little Google, a head, like overhead view of
the neighbor of the houses and everything. Yeah.

And the price and how much they were. Yeah. I'm
talking about there wasn't a single house in this
neighborhood that was under four million
dollars. So, so this is, this is my, so I'm like,

well, you guys made it that way. I'm like,
technically is probably only worth it. I'm not
trying to hate, but I'm just going. I was like, you
guys, that's. Property values relative. It's

not. Yeah. You know, so it's like, yeah, anyway,
sorry. No, no, you're good. I understand totally.
I'm, I just, I just suck. Prayers from us to. I don't
want any of that. Yeah. No, I'm just saying it's

just crazy that you had to move the game from LA to
Arizona with it being a, I guess, still not a home
game, technically. I mean, Arizona's long, like,
well, Arizona's got a team. So it's like, I don't

know how many LA fans are going to be in the mood for
traveling right now. I don't think there's
spirits of that. Hi, man. I think I think a little
defeat in Minnesota is three point favorites

right now. And I might trust, I trust Stafford more
than Sam Darnall. Yeah. But with all this stuff
going on, I just, dude, I was really just thinking
about it, like, okay, if you never like, you know,

kill horse while it's down. So is it, is it not
classy? It's almost like, do you let them win from,
you know, you don't be like, like, they got a lot of
you know, that you're not going to let them, you're

not going to kick their ass. Like, you don't want to
do that. Yeah. You don't want to have them. But it's
like, because, you know, Stafford, those, those
guys are having to sit here and figure out like that

contingency plans for staying somewhere while
they got a game to prepare for. It's like, and then
it's like, dude, do we just go in? What, like, what
are we? Should we really beat them by 50? Right?

Like, they got a lot on their plate. So is he like,
like, like, kind of like with this game, it's going
to, they're going two ways. Like they feel
defeated, which I would put if they lose total

asterisk next to the number, right? Or they're
going to go, we have, we need to play for something
to build spirits. So there's, there's only two
ways that can go. There's, it's not going to be kind

of this middle of the road game. Yeah. I mean, at
this point now, dude, I might have to say this right
here, guys, I'm going to take LARMS plus one plus
one 25 on the money line. This is not official

betting advice. These are just my pigs. Yeah.
There we go. All right. There you go. So yeah, we're
just selling that for the algorithm. So again,
guys, tune in to all the football that is going on.

Obviously last night, we did have Notre Dame punch
their ticket to the College of World Playoff
National Championship game in Atlanta. Really?
Penn State, Rudy, 27 to 24. They did go out and, and,

and Erisa 10-0 deficit and they came out and they
got the victory and now they will play on January
20th, which is inauguration day in Atlanta
against the winner of tonight's game at 630 Texas,

Ohio State. Good morning. Good morning.