Wes (00:04.622)
Alright, what's going on? It's Wes. got stereo going. I got mono left. You are mono right. Pitching. Alright.

Say it,

What's happening? What's happening?

Alright, we're rolling, man. Alright. So, what's going on, guys? What's going on? It's, you know, I just feel like it's been so long. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the one and only Mr. Trey Ballard, the host of the StrikeZone Endzone podcast on the Producer West. But why am I talking? It's the show. let's get to it, man. How the f***? You know, I'm going. I'm still living. I'm 39 now. Dude.

What's man? about yourself?

Trey (00:46.766)
I hey, I'm 29, so you got me by 10 years.

Yeah, I can literally say a decade. You know, they're like, that's your decade. like, no. I feel like we're the same emotional wavelength. I do not feel it. I still think I'm like 25. People are like, oh, in the early 2000s, I'm like, that wasn't that long ago. Oh, wait, yeah, it was. graduated high school. Yeah. Dude, we're through the fucking year.

10 years. hey man, look, you're only as old as you feel.

Trey (01:09.71)
We're already halfway through the 2020s.

Yeah, I know. We're already about to be over halfway through the 2020s.

Yeah, I'm not, yeah. enough about depressing, oh but I do have a cool bellbuckle. Shout out to Trish, my dad's girlfriend. Thank you for that. It's got the 1986, Yeah, so it's been what, three weeks? Something like that, way too long, and I don't like that. But you've some fun. What have you been up to?

something like.

Trey (01:37.518)
I mean shit, just work, sports, to California for Easter. mean same shit, really.

So your work, Easter, I mean just go to Cali. Yeah, you're not gonna say no. He told work, hey man, I'm not gonna be here. Do what you want with that.

I mean,

Trey (01:53.486)
Do what you do. it. Yeah, I'm gonna leave it. I'm gonna leave this here. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean just been keeping up with... You had the draft, we had NBA playoffs going, we got NHL playoffs, we got baseball season.

going. Yeah, so wait, last time NCAA was over. just got...

Yeah, we were living back on our brackets and how everything went there.

You know, if you picked Duke, almost went, that was actually a solid choice. yeah, so that was like, when all this shit was going on, I'm going, all these things happened, like you just went through the rundown. So what do you want to start off with? Cause we got the draft.

We can just knock the draft out and It's too crazy. The hit obviously can't work with number one overall. Like, school kids.

Wes (02:37.614)
So what was the deal with the football player that's right now that's, he's been all over Twitter and shit. I don't know. I don't know, I gotta look it up. I don't have my phone with me. But anyway, there was some meme going on about some high school football.

Frank called about his draft because he fell in the draft. He didn't really trip on it, but the coach got fined $100k in that organization. The Falcons got fined $250,000. I mean, he wasn't really tripping. on top of that, everybody... Yeah, I just... thought he was going go first round, he ended up going fifth round. And people made a big deal out of it as if they always will.

Yeah, there's no real.

Wes (03:08.782)
Okay, yeah, yeah.

Wes (03:13.326)
It just fell.

Wes (03:22.05)
I mean, but like, if you think about it, was fifth round in the NFL. You got to the NFL.

I mean, like that's what I'm saying. It is what it is, man. I didn't really care too much about that. just felt like regardless, you're have to go and work wherever you end up. I mean, whether you can ward drivers, like whether you're in the first round guys, or you're in the seventh round like when you were quarterback from Texas, you're have to go in there and work, regardless. If you wanna go in there, you wanna make the team, and you wanna continue chasing your dream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna go work. If not, then you're not gonna be there.

Yeah,

Wes (03:53.376)
Absolutely. I was just thinking that if you go in first round, the bar is so high for you. But if you kind of go middle, you're like, hey man, You can put it to work and climb.

Yeah, like anything I mean first going really like obviously first round like that people have these you You got number one and you got top five top ten like you know You got all these little benchmarks that people try to hit and then a lot of it is really categorized into first three rounds Right. Those are guys expected to make the team Like those are guys they were you're driving you taking a you're drafting them one of your first three rounds of picks you expecting to make it

Yeah, anything for some people say fourth to sixth I say fourth and fifth round are guys that you Know at least you can probably have on the practice squad like for sure and then you got the six and seven and undrafted free agents that's like You are likely if you get you know, if you get anything it'll be practice squad. If not So I may get a little hefty count

Yeah, like you you chasing your dream, you're doing everything you're doing, just I mean, there's a lot that's made into this, but congrats to everybody that got drafted. Everybody that signed undrafted contracts, like regardless of being able to, regardless you're being able to help change your family's life if you manage your money, right? So at the end of

Just watch ESPN Brook. Watch that 30 for 30. Wear a condom. Just, yeah, it's dope.

Trey (05:23.822)
This is getting an I own money, too. So you better have saved that yeah Cuz that's a good that's a good little Easter egg for you to have

Okay.

Wes (05:30.604)
they said in ballers if it flies drives or floats lease it okay you don't need to buy everything yeah just

You don't gotta say you own everything, bro. don't wanna... Nobody owns everything in

It's like a hotel room, no one's great about it, you don't have to clean it. You don't have to clean You don't have to do anything. You just gotta go, alright, I'll pay for that. That's our analogy. if you're rich, just act like you're gonna live in a hotel.

Like you know, it just it is what it is. But like I said, man, congrats everybody got drafted Abdul Carter from Penn State. He's a defensive man.

Who did the giant scat? This is how I'd have to tell you. Is that our QB? Wait, we didn't go... I know, I'm not saying that he's bad.

Trey (06:08.504)
Jackson Dart at 25, that was a key. From Ole Miss.

Okay. Oh, oh, that's right. Because Eli, it was probably he vouched for him. Yeah, he was kind of the god there. Yeah. All right. If your last name is Manning, and really, man is, what's his name? Is he still down? Manning? I don't know. Like, without you around, I'm out of it. I'm out of sports. Yeah. So, oh, yeah.

like art.

Trey (06:26.008)
Yeah, come on, it's my starting quarterback next year. Starting quarterback next year.

I'm ready to rock and roll. we say August 30th, we'll you in Columbus, baby. Yeah. We'll see you in Ohio.

If you don't remember, I think it was, if you want to listen back to the show, the album cover for the podcast of It Looks Like Trey with the Fro going like this in the 80s, that's the one you want to listen to because that's the ultimate rant. You're gonna read back.

Back in January.

Trey (06:57.614)
Yeah, man, so you know we got other stuff going you know we got NBA obviously my Lakers lost you know Five games gotta wait. Yeah, we lost last is over with It's cool, man. You know I I really fuck with Anthony Edwards heavy So I if it had to be anybody to do it it was him man. ain't mad at it He's the only non liquor Jersey. would get cuz that young man is it I'm still I'm still I haven't got that one yet

I'm sorry.

Wes (07:19.822)
Well, that's Luca.

I'm still holding on.

I'm holding out on that one to see if he decides that he wants to truly be a great in this game of basketball.

I think he's just because he's such a fan favorite. But I think now where it was... I think him not acting like, you know, in the media hype, there was so much of that, but it's like, okay, that's died down. Now you gotta get back to playing. I don't think he phoned it in, but I think there's like now...

I mean that was cool and all.

Trey (07:53.112)
Man, wasn't, cause see.

No, man, I just I was cuz see I was gonna go on a rant today, but I'm with holy I don't wanna do that cuz I'm already I'm already got my frustrations out on X and

How can I find you an ex?

at Trey double underscore B. And yeah, no, I mean, I've already gotten a lot of my frustrations. I think it's pretty cut and dry what needs to happen. And I think if everyone can just take their role and their their homework assignment for the summer, this is just like summer reading you had to do. I mean, and then we were so first day of school, we're to have a paper written, we're to have our research, we're going to have.

deciding on this. Yeah.

Trey (08:31.306)
If you can go figure that out and we and everybody can come in there and get at least an A on their on their portion man, we'll be cooking with Steve But if anybody slacks off and we get some C's in there even a couple D I'm look I'm just telling you You got one fucking job. Yeah, LeBron I need you to go continue to be a 40 year old man that you are go take care of yourself Take care of your family, you know, you are old nigga now So you got a you got a you got a really just you know, you you do you but be ready

You one job.

Trey (09:01.44)
to come back if you're going to truly do this. Luca, we know what it is with you. We know what you're shape. Get in better shape. Also, take care of yourself in terms of rest in the off season. That's the number one thing that you need to do is rest. You play for your national team. I love that you have so much pride in your country. But, bro, you're going run out gas. And you got to pick and choose when you do this. You're getting older.

Capable of.

Wes (09:22.998)
Yeah, this is not the 80s. You can't do amphetamines all the time,

can't do steroids and shit, it's illegal. So you need to take notes from LeBron, get the proper amount of rest, have fun with your wife and your daughter and your family.

Continue to a family man.

Continue to be the family man. I know there's no there's not a lot of pictures you out and about and drinking and doing that sort of shit that people accuse you of but even when you at home because we have beers at home I know how that goes but just the same time bro, you got to understand you are the face of this shit So what you look like is what everybody is what they think everybody else look like So even though the Braun is all ripped up and cut the shirt. They take good care of it Doesn't matter. They still look at him as if he's 40 and that he's just some motherfucker that's out there because you look the way you look and then JJ Reddick great first season

and honestly, first round exit, it is what it is. You were aggressive, you died on your sword, you made some mistakes, you made some great calls, you did a lot of things that I like to see from a first year coach. All I need you to do is go back to the drawing board and start building this offense around Luca, because he's the future. He's 26, Braun is 40. Braun has already said he doesn't want to be the focal point. He's two years too old now. He said...

Wes (10:37.086)
He's like he's like Luca come here I'm you how to lead and then I'm out

Is you like, you know.

You know your country ass and I fuck with you you struggled you played really bad, but you took accountability I like that Continue to go work you do you one of the hardest workers that we got on the team keep setting that example keep doing you everybody else Get in the fucking gym work on some part of your game I don't care if it's layups spot up threes have ball handling go do something Nick go do something that's all I can tell you Rui you picked it up the last two games, but

God damn it the first three I don't know what the hell you was doing Like I just don't understand but like I said go do something come back ready to fucking play in training camp That's all I can say and that's all I'm gonna

I'm gonna say is that when you said ball handling was it skip to my Lou from the end one like all those guys would just right from stand in front of the Mirror and just practice all day right for all just like drumming just like anything dude you just that ball should not leave your hand, but

Trey (11:36.238)
You know what? This is what I'ma do. You know, same thing as I tell people about the Cowboys, Enough with us. We're not into dance no more. I don't want to talk about it. We'll leave it alone. Rob Pelinka, actually, matter fact, real quick, forgot about you. You thought I forgot about you, but I didn't forget about you motherfucker. We're for you. get this shit right. You better go build a roster around 77 right now to maximize this shit. I don't want no fucking excuses for why all these Luka fans and shit and dick eaters are always over here in my phone and talking crazy to me.

public about how it's not his fault. He says give him what he needs because if he still don't get it done get his ass out of there. That's all I can tell you. This Kobe Bryant tattoo right here. We ain't doing that bullshit. I know Kobe loved Luca. I know he did but at the same time, Kobe no. What comes with it? Get that ring. Yeah. I don't want to hear all that other bullshit about our average 30. My team didn't show up. Go get that ring. Go get that ring because people say that about LeBron. People always try to give him a bit. Well, he still got four rings.

It's that man.

Trey (12:36.142)
So let's get this. Let's leave that out. This motherfucker. We talking about right now. Don't got a ring. I'm just gonna read it. We don't got a ring. But you want to say by AD. He got a ring. Now, what does has no one option? No, but still he got one. He wasn't like he was just out there. Average of 10 points again. He averaged 28 and 12 blocks like it wasn't like he was just out there. Bullshit.

Just like my

Wes (12:50.146)
He played.

Wes (12:54.772)
When I played I got stoked if I got like six points, I scored a fucking basket hell yeah, I was too afraid to shoot But yeah, 28 points is that considered low now?

Nah, it's not. But people pretending like it was. I said, well, y'all must not have been watching the game. Robert Kalinka, you are not exempt. You were the mastermind behind this shit. You were the gym. You were the president of basketball operations. You got your extension all because Nico was an idiot. And he didn't fucking think about with his head what the ramifications of this was going to be. You got gifted a gift. Don't fuck this up,

head. Let's run your head.

Fuck this up. I you do shit. I don't try really trust you fully Jeannie does you must got some incriminating photos of her or something but Yeah, I don't like her's owner. Yes, got some incriminating photos

Okay. That's right, because that's some unlimited money right there, right?

Trey (13:45.282)
Well, no, if she sold the Lakers it would be but she she don't actually had that but I mean she got like she worth like 500 mil which ain't nothing but but Steve Ballmer is fucking 70. Yeah, that's like that's what people don't understand this way different like she sold the Lakers sure she'd be rolling more so sure is she'd be rolling in fucking yeah, but she does it like Steve Ballmer before he bought the Clippers was worth 80 bill like you that's what I'm saying is it

any bill?

No, the owner is, what Steve Ballmer, is he worth 80 billion?

I thought you were talking about the Lakers. What about them? I thought you said, who's worth 80 Bill the Clippers or the Lakers?

The owner, the Clippers owner, I'm just comparing the owners.

Wes (14:24.27)
so the Clippers owner is worth how much? $80,000?

Bombers worth 80. I'm pretty sure cuz he remember he was one that helping yeah under Microsoft So I'm just saying and then the owner of the fucking sons. He's got dumb bread the owner of the jihad this because this Lakers of mom and pop shop just like the Yankees has been a family thing

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wes (14:39.694)
It's the billiard thing

Wes (14:46.732)
It's like the Celtics.

Family thing. Well, the South is got been had new ownership. But but for these but for these two teams, but it's new on this is this is a family thing. Yeah, she's like, Jeannie got as much money as the owners. That's why we try to tell people Mike. The Lakers is an organization generates the money in its word, but she doesn't have that. But this is not she can't operate with that money herself.

yeah.

Wes (15:06.23)
Yeah, she's not flipping the bill. Yeah, what the fuck?

Yeah, I know Steve bomber his 80 billion dollars He'd have enough money left over to buy the teen and tell motherfuckers look if you really got got some bread on the table for you

Dude, he makes more than interest in a year. Yeah. He's like, how much you need? 100 mil? All right. I'll make that up in two days. I literally have to do nothing.

I got you. Yeah, literally, bro.

Always like make fun of him like when he shows like as much emotion as he does when the team's winning I'm like bro. He's happy that like something that he he's doing this himself. He is out here actively He's one of those owners is actively trying to do whatever he To win. Yeah, he's like I actually like I don't just want to own the team to say I own a team like he doesn't walk into the bar and be like I own the Clippers like that's you my shit. He's like no I actually like I'm a competitor I want to win like I want to own this team and to be a winning team, right? Like these other owners don't give a fuck for the most part. No, it is like shit

Wes (15:44.813)
Like you

Trey (16:01.178)
I own about won't this team on you know me

Yeah, I mean like to be honest, if I owned a business, it would be like, dude, I just came here to collect money. I'm not here to manage it. Which is fine. It just depends on business. that being said, like if I own property, I don't want to manage it. Right. But like, yeah, it's actually pretty cool that, you know, he actually has the money and he's invested. because what's the worst thing, you know this in Food and Bev too, when the owner comes in, when you're working, how the air gets sucked out of the room.

is the worst feeling. You're like, damn it. And it's like, dude, you don't even know the day to day. I mean, that's... They're flexing. That's all they're doing. They're like, yeah, check out my chick. I'm I'm this bar. Yeah, me this drink. And you're like, okay, well, do I get a tip at least? No. Anyway, sorry.

But it easy walking in the door.

Trey (16:44.14)
And then they come in there and be on shit.

Trey (16:57.61)
Yeah. No, you're good. But no, just just back to that. But yeah. So Rob, figure this shit out. Yeah. Yeah. So we got a couple of game sixes tonight in the NBA. Like I said, we're going to quit talking about the later. So we are out of this thing. So really, man, we got some games. We got New York and Detroit and Denver at the Clippers. I think I would think that was.

Fuck you, Rob.

Wes (17:22.445)
Nicks or actually doing good? I'm just used to them being choke artists. mean, to me, it's like, is Patrick Ewing still on there? that's like, it's it's like Lisa.

Yeah, one of the three seasons that you're

Trey (17:30.466)
That probably will end up jumping this time. It's the first round.

Wes (17:41.32)
Was it like a thirty- I don't know if it was like a just like a piece or like a short doc or something but they were talking about like Spike Lee needs to stop going to the Knicks games or some shit because he's like Yeah, because he's like what's the one constant that's happened and it's like it's Spike Lee always be I have no problem with Spike

I've been saying, yeah.

Trey (18:01.218)
People have been said about Spike. I don't even like, I never really put too much, I never really thought about it too much.

Yeah, it's sports and superstition.

It's like a New York thing, you know, they definitely gonna be turned up about it they get like bro side talk NYC, bro They'd be turned up about the Knicks after after wins and losses, right?

Oh yeah, like Boston, New York. Yeah. And Detroit, yeah.

And Detroit,

Trey (18:31.655)
Those are just those tough, just gritty cities, Pittsburgh.

Oh, yeah, like that's why it's always funny. It's called it's always sunny in Philadelphia. That's kind of the joke. But that's me mansplaining the joke apparently What's his name from the Phillies did you hear about his car getting stolen? Oh Just look this up the guy I forget who what's his name who plays for the Eagles? Somebody stole his car. Yeah, so we stole his car and he goes on he goes on Instagram

But

Trey (19:02.082)
this.

Okay, so if you guys don't know, this is it. I fucking love this story. It's kind of a hidden clime, but the fact that he goes on Twitter or Instagram and is like, bring my car back and we're all good. Like, I'm cool. But he's like, but if you get caught...

Then you gotta deal with it because he gave the guy props like he's like you you're fast you stole my car, but I'm faster right and the guy got caught like what a day later and then his son said something like hey like the police knocked on his door his son's like dad Paw Patrol's here It's like you know think if you look at AJ Brown's like handles now Paw Patrol. Mean, it's kind of adorable

That's funny.

That's actually, I got to admit, I I think, like that, so again, it's not that, it's kind of, the magic, I love the fact is, like, if somebody did that, I'd like, I don't want to the police involved in anything. So it's like, dude, you get the win on the steal, just bring it back, and we're good, we're squared.

Trey (20:03.333)
Yeah, so we got New York and Detroit and Denver and the Clippers man And I mean New York is up three two Denver's up three two both of these are going onto the road I feel like one of them two has to close it out tonight But then the NBA's been going crazy in the postseason so very well Neither team could close it out or both of these teams could stretch that extended to seven. So I don't know. I mean

So if you were to bet, so what are the...

So the line is Detroit minus one and half at home. that probably would be the one I would take in the Knicks plus one and a half. Or shit, because Clippers are getting six and a half at home. I just don't know. That's a lot of points. Six and a half is a lot. I honestly probably take both of the dogs to cover. I would take both of the dogs to cover. I can see the Knicks closing it out tonight. I can see Denver maybe losing a close game and closing that at home.

in the postseason that is.

Wes (20:57.24)
Championship, what's your guess? Tootie, not who's gonna win, just who's gonna make it to the finals.

would say, I would probably say, I would probably say OK, see you in Boston. I would say OK, you in Boston.

That would be Yeah. Okay. So when's that? June?

Yeah, first game. Then you also got tomorrow, you got Houston at Golden State. Golden State's up 3-2. Golden State's getting 4 1 half. I'm probably going to ride with Golden State to close it out, as much as that pains me to say, as well as my prediction that the Southeast could go back to the...

You gotta think with your head. I always gotta disclaim, this is my heart saying this and this is my head.

Trey (21:36.206)
Well, I mean, no, that's why I said I'm gonna pick that I'm that's why I said both of those that I'm picking I did it without even thinking about it because I know what truly it is But like that still I mean fuck those two teams Obviously, you know Laker Celtics is what it is. Obviously RIP Corb, you know I'm always gonna still hope that you know things go well with them because yeah, that's my dog, but he knows like

If I didn't ignore this, he would caved, what I knows. But now the Golden State one man is just them motherfuckers, It's just Steph, bro. They just can't.

What you?

Wes (22:14.866)
Dude, I don't know if it's just the YouTube algorithm or Instagram. watch one Steph Curry, just long distance shot, and then it just always just shows up. And it's, I never get tired of watching it. It's just fucking sick. Like it's nothing. Then it's like, dude, was it. you got lucky. He's like, no, watch me do this five more times. Those lanky ass arms, man.

Yeah.

Trey (22:31.17)
Like he don't need.

Trey (22:36.398)
I think I'm be trying it seems like.

Yeah, bro, but like then potentially game sevens if necessary. So both of the teams tonight are to extend the series to seven Saturday, May 3rd would be the two games between Detroit and New York and LA Denver and then the game seven for Golden State and Houston will be on Sunday as well as game one of the Indiana Cleveland series would be game one. You also got Boston waiting for Monday, May 5th to see who they'll play out of that.

Detroit and New York series.

We got lot going on. That's going on one part of the arena floor. Now we got shit going underneath the wood. The hockey. So one, let's go stars.

I mean, hey, you know, I pull the stars and the Kings. I keep up with both of them. Yeah, like the LA Kings a little bit. That's why I just really honestly, I ain't gonna lie to you when I started getting in. That was the team. Like when I first started playing NHL, I think I like randomly that was when we did randoms and I think that was like the first time. did you call it? He's playing cell. That was one of the first outside of the stars like it was and that was like, I think the Kings was I think that was like one of the first things I like random.

Wes (23:39.746)
Chill. Chill. Yeah, that's right. That's right.

Wes (23:49.07)
they had Gretzky. It's an easy default. I'm not saying. I was just always, when I was.

Think about that, but I forgot he played for them. I Forgot he played for them bro. What was that like 94? Yeah

Yeah, see, you're not 90s. Yeah, so yeah. When I was what space shooting came out in 96, so I was 10 when you were. so trust me. The was gonna say, oh man, just like.

I don't know, I was supposed to be a Yankees Giants fan, so course Rangers, right? they didn't really care about hockey. So think in 93 the Rangers won, I in 94 the Stars won, and now it's kind of we're now living becoming...

Trey (24:40.43)
Oh did they win the stars went to or they won one? Wasn't like 2000 that's yeah, no 2000.

Yeah, it right in the... It starts to blur. I'm totally cool. And the only reason why I'm a Star Wars fan, not because I'm front of here, I don't really care, but is strictly because Vinny Paul and Dying Back Daryl wrote the opening riff for the Star Wars to come out to, so as a die-hard Pantera fan, hell fucking yeah. So that's all I'm gonna say. Also, yeah, Vinny Paul.

But yes, speaking of those Dallas stars, right here in the beautiful city of Dallas, as you also forgot I'm wearing my salad hat. One of my friends George calls it salad hat.

My Matt who's gonna he's gonna be joining here in about two weeks. Yeah That's what he said. How's my salad? Yeah, he always calls his Air Force one is FABO his fabulous shoes

And then so we got a Dallas at that that at the Avalanche night 830 and then you also got Toronto at Ottawa at 6 Vegas at Minnesota at 630 well

Wes (25:52.372)
I Dallas was over. I thought they won game six, right? Victoria, your cancer-ridden brain. She said that the series was over.

They play tonight.

Trey (26:03.118)
No, you know she just it was tied to two in the name game five ago And then the LA Kings at Edmonton so you got two double headers six and eight thirty TBS It's gonna be Toronto Ottawa Dallas Colorado and then six thirty and nine on ESPN you got Vegas, Minnesota the Kings in the Oilers so

Okay, sorry.

Wes (26:27.318)
Yeah, so if you're a Dallas Stars fan, can't, you are allowed to cheer for the wild.

They are they might as well just be your brother sister. Yeah, however the fuck you want to it. I sister cities and shit

It's alright. Yeah, I mean, you gotta admit, having a good chin, let's go wild. mean, that's just, it's a verb and a noun at the same time.

It's a verb.

And all of these series right now. So the two series or the series that we have in NBA and NHL tonight and tomorrow. Tomorrow you got Winnipeg at St. Louis at seven on TNT are all game sixes. You got three to lead by Toronto over Ottawa. You got a three to lead from the Vegas Golden Knights over the wild. Three to stars over the avalanche. Three to Kings over the Oilers and then three to Jets over the Blues. So.

Wes (27:15.214)
They are really dragging this out. mean, this for you, I mean, I know there is a straight depression after football. know, but this is like, this is your nice little balance.

It's good.

Trey (27:23.022)
gonna be a great summer. That's why I'm cool now.

Oh, baseball, man, it can last me. I don't go into that, into necessarily that rut in the middle of the baseball Maybe like a week you I'm still, for a week, but I'm still like, after July 4th, we're back. You better get your shit together going in August and September. That's all I'm gonna say. After July 4th, now a lot of teams still do make runs in the summer and heading into September and everything, but I'm telling you, after July 4th, you better have it figured the fuck out. Yeah. Hey, Aaron Boone, I'm talking to you.

Come on, man, we love you.

We're still first in the NA AL East, but I'm just saying, you better have it figured the fuck out.

We don't, so everyone's like, oh man, that game was so good, it was like five, four, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, nope, none of it's my team. I wanna fucking blow out each time. I don't care, I don't know why people are like, oh man, that game was so good, was my, uh-uh. I don't want that anxiety the whole time. Are you fucking kidding me? That's retarded. I don't know why. It's a good game, but I'm saying, I always. I just don't, I don't like the doubt. I got no shit.

Trey (28:18.99)
I can't lie to you, man. I love a good game.

Trey (28:23.818)
You like the outcome to not be in doubt.

That's understandable.

No, if it's any other team, yeah, that was a good game. But yeah, because I can't deal with the highs and lows.

to

I forget who hit. Cecil Buehler caught the last out. And then I think it was a game five or six. was like extra innings where I forget who hit the fucking home run.

Trey (29:19.64)
I was pretty.

Yeah, I'm just trying to remember I just remember I was in the sixth grade and my dad and he woke me up I was like, oh man, that's sexy. He's like, no Yankees went home or like walk off. I'm like, oh shit. That's awesome. So Yeah, high anxiety Not not for me, but again, I'm not the sports junkie. Hi, man, that's that you ride that light

Like.

Trey (29:35.231)
Not for you.

Trey (29:40.874)
I mean, dude, I love... And even the lows, like the Lakers losing people have been talking to me crazy and I'm like, look bro, you gotta wear your L's like you wear your Dubs. So we still gonna bounce back. I'm not tripping.

Yeah, you're allowed to be sad for a second. It's okay. It's okay. You can't just go, fuck that guy, this and this. I mean, you can talk shit about the other team over the line.

I mean, it sucks because I want to talk so much shit. No, I can't do that. want to be a non-sore loser. Also, real quick, hold on, bro. I knew that they were... Okay, I'm looking at the MOB standards, that's we're getting to next. Okay, first off, fuck the Mets. That's number one. I just want that to be known, that fuck the Mets. Secondly, they...

go for it man this is the podcast is for

Wes (30:14.167)
Yeah.

Wes (30:29.966)
I think I got a dry erase cord. No, no, keep going.

21 and 10 right now. They're rolling. Now. Don't get it twisted. They're fucking rolling Dodgers are 21 and 10 right now. I obviously are fucking loaded. They're starting pitching is going to hell right now I don't know what's going on with them. But right now Yanks are third in the AL In the whole league the entire American League there Tigers are first Mariners and then yeah, so no one in the AL has 20 wins yet So it's gonna be a fucking slugfest come October. Geez

I I had my dry erase board. Well I got it, I just don't have the marker.

It's be a goddamn slugfest. Did the Mets just lose? I think so. The record just went from 21 to 10, 21 and 11.

Alright, just do a little clap. I'm gonna see if I can get the driver to start, cause this is gonna be fun.

Trey (31:27.008)
they did lose to the Diamondbacks, pussies.

Trey (32:05.898)
hell yeah.

When he said first things first.

Yeah.

All right.

So about this.

Trey (32:25.806)
Thank

Wes (32:38.122)
Dude you should have seen that I didn't realize the fucking he rebuilt I think I told you he rebuilt the oval office to scale I didn't realize the props of the books all there were real first editions Just so never mind the set alone, in books, there's probably like $400,000 worth Yeah, Glenn, thank you for hiring me a little bit more but it's okay

hell yeah.

Trey (32:47.18)
Yeah.

Trey (32:53.808)
wait, really? Yeah.

Trey (33:01.282)
God, leave, Yeah, what? That's That's valid.

I agree on literally we don't agree on anything. Maybe there might be like 5%. Anyway, but thank you for hiring me. anyway, I'm gonna clap this back. All here we go. So one, you want to write this down? Yeah, here, I'll let you do it. So number one. Trey's going on a rant, so we're gonna just make this known.

What? Fuck the meds?

Wes (33:35.244)
It works, right? Yeah. Fuck yeah. So, okay.

Then number two.

Okay, so what's number two? Okay, yeah, hold let twist that out to the camera.

I'm the right guy.

Okay, so these are the first two. How many we got? These two? Actually, this is like always hanging out from the background or?

Trey (34:01.134)
Alright, so maybe she changed the order. I mean I kind of feel so I guess It's it depends on where we in That's what I'm saying that subway series Yes, I know and that subway series is always just like literally at that point in summer where you're just like

It's the PENDION!

Wes (34:10.891)
This is AL and that is...

Wes (34:17.621)
We're do something like where we draw that little, what I used to do like taking notes in class. We do that little, you know, interchange.

Either one. So really we can just say fuck both of them.

yeah. Alright, let's write. Fuck, nice and big. I'm just gonna give it a nice little block. Lettering. Let's go. Fuck.

Yeah.

Wes (34:41.55)
I've read it a few times like this. Fuck those guys. Both of them. Yeah. Just the team. Yeah, I'm sure you're all lovely people. I'm sure you're great people. Amazing people. have no problem. You know, as a human, but you're playing for the wrong team. Exactly. Playing for the wrong team. And so just for those nine innings, I do not like you. We do not like you. But sure, again.

Yeah, for sure. yeah. Both of them.

Trey (35:00.622)
Exactly.

Wes (35:10.816)
After that, great guy. No, complaints.

First off, Miz, what the fuck is

It's a baseball head and I get it. It's like a generic feels like it's a fast food French

Some of the like that is some of the wacky shit. I've ever seen him like they're like why you're like I don't even fucking know they're Why would you have they're like so it's crazy to have a baseball mascot in a base. It's not that It's the fact that the baseball looks like a fucking pussy or that too

I was gonna go with DILDA. It's very valid. because if you just kind of did the...

Trey (35:44.526)
It looks like a fucking pussy. Like, I don't need him to not be smiling and shit. So yeah.

But just he's got the round head. I'm alright. He's sorry. I'm going Just as his body and head I know that's the reunion tower too, but we're the big D That looks like a dildo It does so

It like fucking book.

Trey (36:03.595)
It does.

And also... If Juan Soto doesn't turn this thing around, you guys are... It's gonna get ugly over there. Now know you're playing well without him playing well right now, but... No, I said not playing well.

like so.

Wes (36:20.462)
wait, he's not playing? yeah, well you know, he only got...

$1 billion. his first homer at City, hit his first homers today at City Field. Motherfucker, we're 30 games in the season.

Wait, so don't do... Wait, aren't we like three months in? Okay, come on. All right, I know. Hitting a baseball is the interesting...

I mean, but when you're getting paid as much as this motherfucker is. Ask for all the extra shit he asked for.

Yeah, that's like sitting That's like somebody saying What's all we need to do is record a show and I forgot how to hit record button I mean literally that's all I needed to know how to do. I know that's in no way Athleticism, but the analysis 252 is not bad right

Trey (37:00.494)
mean, he's got 252, he's got 500. Well, it ain't terrible, it ain't bad, it's just.

It's not what was this contract for?

Like 800 billion or 800 million dollars basically will basically Bill basically 800 mil I mean shit Yeah So I mean and you're hold on

Assault, assault.

Guaranteed?

Wes (37:29.485)
He might as well just go on a baseball team.

Well, let's see, he's third in at bats. Well, Lindor leading them in at bats. He's hitting 298. Brandon Nemo is tied with Juan Soto with 115 at bats, but he's only hitting 209. Pete Alonso has had 111 at bats. He's batting 342. So they've only had five guys that have gotten at least 100 at bats. And Mark Viento is the third baseman. He's the last one in that group with 108 at bats for hitting 204.

Next guy Tyrone Taylor like I just their team average is 246 so like that right and for him to be getting paid that much money and only be hitting six points above that

That's not great.

Wes (38:15.584)
Yeah, so you're good. We're not taking it out of the but 800.

And then on base percentage, he's above average on their team and on base percentage and barely on slugging percentage on base OPS.

So basically what you're saying is he has the most underwhelming $800 million contract.

As it stands right now, and he has historically kind of started out a little slow, but I mean, bro, that's a lot of money. Yeah. he, mean, there was a point in time where I was like, damn, bro, I mean, are we really not going to go out there? But when he started asking for all this extra shit and I was like, well, once they break it down to where we can actually take this $800 million and buy a bunch of other different things, that made a lot more sense to me.

It's like what we did with A-Rod. We spent all that money and he didn't do anything. I can't even tell you what he did. It was a publicity.

Trey (39:02.668)
He didn't do anything. Yeah. Well, after I mean, you know, after the World Series and whatnot, but.

I mean, what I'm saying, like, I guess what I'm more getting at is that everything he did was very...

mean, it wasn't what we paid for. Well, they were like, well, you got an A World Series. And I'm like, yeah, an A World Series, bro. There was multiple one before with just Jeter and the other guys that we had. Yeah, to say, Bernie Williams and Jorge. You know, those guys from Mariana. You know I mean? Those teams, yeah. And I'm like, but for what we brought A-Rod to be in terms of being that leading catalyst, he was supposed to get three or four rings.

That's it.

Wes (39:26.862)
96 to

Wes (39:39.17)
Yeah, I remember when the big deal was when he came out on that Sports Illustrated, he had the bat and he just jacked him tits. And you're like, all right, this guy is a different type of beast of a baseball player. You know, he's not steroided out like Mark Reguire was. And he's not like Jose can say.

Me too, I just hate the fact that he wanted to see her and try to be mr. Almighty man and act like he was and it's like bro No one gives a fuck if you are just say it like he's like and I forget most people and everyone was trying to deny it It's just like bro. It is what it is. Everyone's fucking doing it

I'm okay with it.

Wes (40:16.654)
You're doing 120. It's weird if you don't because of recovery time. I would find it weird if you didn't take some something. The general public is not too. It's like, oh man, you got that government grade shit. That shit that's been well funded and researched.

So

Trey (40:37.486)
I because if you look at this, let's see here. So he broke out in 1996. 36 homers, 123 RBIs hit 358. 97, 23 homers, 84 RBIs hit 300. 98, 42 home runs, 124 RBIs, 46 stolen bases, and he hit 310. That was a stat line.

era.

Wes (41:03.84)
Okay, that's... That's even though it sounds like only 10 point was it? Yeah. That's actually pretty big to jump that high.

99 he hit 42 homers 111 RBI's and had and he hit 285. In 2000 41 homers 132 RBI's and jumped up to 316. Then he to Texas hit 50 in 2001 52 homers 135 RBI's and hit 318.

Okay, that's even more

Trey (41:39.342)
2002, 57 homers, 142 rebbies, 300 average. 2003, 47 homers, 118 RVIs, hit 298. And then he came to the Yanks.

Okay, so he was solidly climbing.

He was fucking shit up. And I remember that. But it's just crazy. Well, that was why his contract was so big. Yeah. Which I understand. And then he came to the Yanks. And let's see. He hit. So his highest he hit average wise was 05. He hit 321. 48 homers and 130 RBIs that year. Very good. 2007, 54 homers, 156 RBIs and hit 314.

He was on that trajectory.

Wes (42:24.738)
So did you.

Plateau 30 or not, but 30 I mean going from 54 to 35 homers to 30 to 30 to 16 18 to 7 33 in 2015. Yeah

That's a

Yeah, and I get it you're getting older, but all I gotta say is no one Ryan No, Ryan got better as he got older Yeah, not like he got better when he was like in like mid 20s when he was

And it was, and a lot of it had to do with like, like, when he was on the Yanks, 04 through 2007, not getting a ring in any of those years that he, you know, that's what it is. Yeah, hit 36 armors, 48, 35, 54, and you're batting 286, 321, 293, 14. Like, that's a layup. Like, how do you not get a ring out of that?

Wes (43:07.912)
other players but come on man this is we pay you for. Right.

to pick up the slack that you, I mean, that's just what it is.

We have great players, you gotta have the ringer. That's what it's for.

I need a guy that's gonna go out there and take this shit by the balls. You know what mean?

Yeah. And not choke on balls. Not choke on balls. Exactly. You want to grab balls, don't choke. It's not game to grab balls because it's a power move.

Trey (43:28.992)
Exactly.

Trey (43:33.966)
I don't know what I'm talking He's about to be 50 this year.

Yeah, is he? Oh shit. So if A-Rod is going 50. So, oh, so this is happening in September. I don't know. And this is a shout out back to my East Coast. Do you know the Savannah bananas? Of course, right? Did you know that Texas has its own?

So I know they're like the Harlem Globetrotters and they always play Party Night. But it's like a five team league. So Texas has one called the Texas Tailgaters. so it's actually pretty even. I even looked when I found out how they played, the longest the game can go is two hours.

inches.

Trey (44:15.374)
Hmm.

Wes (44:18.798)
So, here's one of my favorite rules. My two favorite, if you hit a foul ball and a fan catches it, it's an out. Now, instead of a walk, so you get ball four, instead of walking, every player, I think, you have to look at this, I think I'm getting this right. If you get ball four, every player on the defense has to touch the ball once before they can get you out.

day.

Trey (44:47.342)
Okay

So it's like, goes in, so everyone's gotta touch it and then they can tag you out.

Well, it's just like after I mean like when there was like a like there's a ground out anything I thought I get it a second thought the first first basement and throw to third, you know,

So they wanted so the guy who started it he was saying they did a whole 60 minutes on it too like he's just you watched that like people left at the certain mode like at certain points why what was going on and Then so he just changed the rules up like all these guys are actually good baseball. yeah Yeah, they're like legit like they're in college But he actually did you know like you believe some like gimmicks but like

Yeah.

Trey (45:25.326)
I mean like in a lot of these guys it's like how they're able to because obviously Not being good enough to make it to the majors and even in some instances not able to climb the minors But they like but they even because people I get it. I mean it trickles down to even get To a minor league team where they're single a low it like you still are better than the average person Yeah, and it's just I mean you still have a lot of skill that you worked on it

And plus, to do a backflip and catch a fly ball.

I saw this video the red ump doing a front flip to call me out. Yeah, that's pretty cool Like I don't know what's more impressive the ump doing the front flip to call He said it was the ump. no, cuz I don't know what's more impressive the Harlem Globetrotters tricks with a baseball or the ump doing a front flip

It's pretty awesome.

Wes (46:08.394)
It's awesome because yeah, they all break it down and the what I look there was one guy who had the most epic entrance because that's Who doesn't like the walkout music? You know like you have your own this guy was proud. I think he was in right Yeah, he was in right field in the stands and Katy Perry's firework

yeah. This is dope.

of the truth place.

Yeah. Okay, that's some ninja. That's awesome. That's actually really cool. So that's the party animal. So what you guys aren't saying is the guy, the third baseman, bounces the ball in between legs like it's a basketball. It's a grounder. Bounces between his legs.

That's crazy. Yeah.

Trey (46:52.96)
his glove. Not even out of his glove. Bounce it on the ground, gets it with his bare hand and then throws the guy out.

out of fucking nowhere there's just the amp the it just does this crazy Street Fighter Mortal Kombat flip and calls him out. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Yeah so I guess what I was getting at is in Frisco in September the Texas tailgaters are playing the same thing. No the Texas tailgaters.

Yeah, shit was nuts.

Trey (47:17.912)
Friday.

No, I said they're playing but they're playing at the ref

yeah, yeah, they're playing Savannah Banana. I think we should go.

potentially be down for that.

I really want to go but to see the...

Trey (47:32.3)
They sold out, they've been selling out football stadiums and shit.

Yeah, you got to be, it kind of goes from a joke team to, all right, these guys, know, MLB, I'm not saying that you got to do crazy shit like that, but you want, you know, all the owners, what they care about, it's all in the networks, viewers, that's what, those are the numbers they care about the most. So, I'm just saying, you have your guy coming in from right field to Katy Perry fireworks and then running all the way across the field doing front handsprings and back handsprings into a back flip, it's a little bit more entertaining.

It's just...

Yeah, so check out the rules real quick. so, because that was the thing that was the coolest part was that they wanted to make sure that the game doesn't go on for too long.

Yeah, we played banana ball the fastest and most entertaining game in baseball. Our players perform choreographed dances every game.

Wes (48:28.238)
There's gotta be something about rules.

Every game we have a 3-2-2, which stands for third in each second, batter, second pitch.

Or just something like Savannah Banana rules or something like that. Or just how it started. It's like 10 different things that they have. It's like a list. Our team, Banana's Foss.

Wes (48:56.238)
Let's see. Don't worry, I'll cut this out. It's actually, like when I read it, was like, that's actually good.

Wes (49:06.88)
Okay, so banana ball.

Wes (49:14.862)
Oh, is that just the schedule?

saying something about you or some information you might have.

Wes (49:26.542)
Okay, so here we are. Rules of Banana Ball.

think the rules have been...

Trey (49:34.846)
When the ending gets a point, every ending is worth one point. Team that gets the most runs in an ending gets a point for that ending except for the last ending where every run counts. two, two hour time limit. Rule three, no stepping out. Rule four, no bunting. Rule five, batters can steal first. Rule six, oh, I guess you can click in. On any pitch of an at bat, the runner can try to steal first base. This can happen on a pass ball or a wild pitch. No walks allowed.

.

So click on No, it walks loud.

If a pitcher throws a ball forward becomes a sprint, the hitter will take off running while every defensive player on the field must touch the ball before it becomes live. The hitter can advance to as many bases as they want. The ball does not have to touch the catcher or pitcher.

That's a cool rule. It's fun when you see him do that.

Trey (50:25.966)
No mound visits allowed. A fan catches a ball and says, why not let the fans get in on some action? Whatever you do, just don't catch a fireball. Okay. Showdown tiebreaker. If the game is tied at the end of the two hour time limit, the game will go into a showdown tiebreaker and each showdown the hitter must score. If they score, it's worth one point. If they get out, it's worth no points and it's called a showdown shutdown.

And catches the ball.

Wes (50:48.462)
It's kind of like you're going to shoot out with all your players.

Round one, pitcher-catcher and one fielder versus one hitter. Round two, pitcher and catcher versus one hitter. Round three, pitcher-catcher and one fielder versus one hitter with the bases loaded. Cool. In this final showdown, every run counts as a point. If no team is won after three showdowns, they will continue with the bases loaded and one fielder until one team has won. If at any point a home run is hit over the outfield wall, it's a walk-off win and the game is over. That's not a of... The Banana Ball Challenge Rule.

In banana ball, each team is allowed to challenge one ruling on the field. The coach of each team will have a challenge prop slash item that they must throw or shoot on the field before the next pitch for the play to be challenged. The play will be reviewed by the broadcast and the call will be replayed to the umpire field chief to make the call. If a team wins the challenge and the call is overruled, the team will retain a challenge for later in the game. If the call is upheld or the challenge is inconclusive, they will lose the opportunity to challenge for the rest of the game. Three categories of challenges. Fair or foul ball?

calls, force or tag play calls, catch plays in the outfield or infield, the fan challenge rule. addition to each team's challenge, fans will have one opportunity to challenge a ruling during the game. Prior to the game, the fans will choose one fan to represent them. The fan representative will have the opportunity to challenge one play a night. If the fan representative chooses a challenge, the fan will shoot off confetti and hold up the fan challenge sign and make it official.

Okay, I didn't know about that one. That actually is pretty dope.

Trey (52:17.248)
And then rule number 11, the golden batting rule. One time a game, a team may send any hitter in the lineup to bat in any spot. Goal of the rule, your best hitter can hit when the game is on the line. Wow, okay.

So, I mean, those are pretty cool rules. You gotta admit.

Yeah, so here's a cool, okay, so example. Example one, do up in the lineup or hit a six, seven, and eight. Six and seven make the first two outs. The team then uses the golden batter rule to hit their number three hitter in the eight hole. The number three hitter reaches the base. The eight hole would stay in the game, but he would not hit. The next batter is the nine hole. If the number three hitter was on base in his spot in the lineup came to bat, then the number eight hitter would become the pinch runner. Also, if eligible, the designated pinch runner could run.

The golden batter could technically hit back to back in one inning if the team chose to do so. That's pretty tough.

Yeah. So I mean, I know like it's not MLB, I mean, that was like, what's the one thing that people say about baseball? It takes too long. Especially, I mean, the fact that it's got a a hard limit. I like the, I mean, going to a game, the fact I didn't know about the, the play call for the fan.

Trey (53:13.454)
Making baseball into something fun like that? I've been seeing stuff about that.

Trey (53:28.142)
Mm.

Trey (53:34.958)
yeah,

Can you imagine like in New York? Just imagine that was like a Yankee game. They had like one representative. So fuck that guy. Yeah, dude, you know how fucking aggressive that shit was. Oh, you would have to get almost have like a diplomatic where you have like, okay, so I represent this section. I represent this section. So we all have to agree all 20,000 of us that this is the call that we want. Yeah. So Savannah, but as I'm a fan of you, I'm sorry when I lived in

Yeah, that would be crazy.

Trey (54:00.803)
That shit's insane.

Wes (54:07.136)
that area for 20 years I didn't go, well I know they haven't been around for that long, I kinda, it's a opportunity. But it's okay, we can come to, now here's the thing, I know arguably Savannah Bananas is just a great name. But Texas Tailgaters, that's actually pretty solid too. I could get some Texas Tailgaters swag. Actually I might just do that. So.

Yeah, anyway, I know that was the random West tangent.

I mean, I guess that I've been seeing hellish shit about that over the past couple years and like I said, they keep selling out wherever they're going to

you think until like you know you have a playoff game of whatever sport and then on the next TV it's like put on that

Put on that Savannah banana. Put on that Savannah bananas up there man. Get this bullshit off there, whatever that is.

Wes (54:56.43)
It's fun to say! You know that somebody's gonna, when you get drunk you're trying to say like a Caribbean guy? That's a better banana on there!

You put those banana boys up there, whatever the hell they call them, banana boys.

Yeah, mean, that's, I mean, it works on many levels.

Yeah, whatever. All right, so we went through all this. there any sports story that you want to touch on? I know we mentioned the Little League home run.

yeah, that was crazy. the Rangers, man. Sorry about that, guys.

Wes (55:29.708)
Yeah, sorry. I still want your Tata's hat, which went from like $300 back down to like $25. Yeah, I want one too. You don't want a Texas Ranger hat that says Tata's? was... Guy has one job, is to... You have a copywriter for that. That's true. And you didn't... You didn't notice that? mean...

I'm sure they did.

Trey (55:48.428)
Gotta do better.

I would have not said anything because it made me laugh. I would be like, I arguably would be okay with losing my job over that. Because I'd just be like, why did you get fired?

You do better than that bro. But... did you see that fan that fell from the wall?

He died at the Chicago game. was Chicago. It wasn't at Wrigley

Nah, he was at the Pirates.

Wes (56:14.444)
Yeah, he felt like to Yeah, I think he did die. Yeah, he was wasted.

Yeah, and he like tried to, he said it looked like he tried to like lift himself up and maybe like stand on it and then he fell.

From what I've read and heard that he was drunk enough, but him trying to save himself, like trying to catch his balance, but being drunk is what made him fall over. So I guess that's where the tuck and roll, you know, if you're gonna get hit, just let your body go limp. I don't know. I'm not trying to make fun of, it's a crazy ass story. I mean, a guy's.

Yeah.

Trey (56:53.019)
Nuts bro. Wonder bro, because they haven't given an update on this condition so you can get it back.

20-something feet, but...

You know there's people out there just like talking shit like oh, this is what you get. I mean, I do it's fucking Awful that somebody did that now, but the real question is he was on a date What are the odds that he? Girlfriends gonna suit a team

Mm-hmm.

Trey (57:13.992)
I don't know.

I mean, you could have some sleazy attorney out there being like, yo, I can make a case for that.

Mm-hmm. Somebody gonna be able to join me.

But the footage I saw I mean both team medics, mean everybody it was not like a was no malice like it wasn't like yeah, fuck that guy like it was actually legit concern which restored my faith in you a little bit But yeah, but when Trey and were talking about the the walk-off Inside the park the the little league home run. Yeah, even me who I have not played baseball

Right.

Wes (57:50.6)
since I'm 39 now, I haven't played since I was like 12. If somebody, so if the pitch goes long, you you miss the out, throw to first, okay? What I was always taught, right field goes behind the first baseman, something like that. That's just, you're the backup, which they did.

Now the guy's way behind first base. Arguably one of the hardest throws when you're inside the diamond is first to third, third to first Right?

that's hard. If you're playing third, you've got to have a hoser on you. Unless you are just really, really, really good at not letting the ball get past you, because it's high corner for a reason. So you also got to able to field the ball, and you get some screamers over there.

to throw from first to third, but to go further than that. As a little league, trust me, I've hit a few home runs in machine pitch baseball, little league. If you can't make the throw, you stop the run. Dude, it was a lot easier, just throw it home. You could have just thrown it home and stopped him at third. I admire the Moxie.

The balls, you're like, dude, I can make that throw. I admire that, actually. Unless you're Bo Jackson.

Trey (59:08.19)
Make that throw. You can't make that you're not. No, there's no unless you are because you're not. Yeah, you can't make that. only one. It's what I coach was saying is unless you are this person, which you're not you cannot do it. So since you're not that person was just drawing equal sign here. We're gonna do this twice. Okay, so unless you're here and you're this person you can do this but since you are not this person though, try the little diagonal through the equal sign. Yeah, you cannot do. yeah. Matter of God see thank you.

This is why the board works.

Ciao.

Okay, so unless we're just gonna do it like this, Bo Jackson.

So.

Wes (59:57.612)
Okay, so you are Bo Jackson and you can break baseball bats over your leg, your head, run up walls, like do a wall run. Alright, so everybody, yeah. and you also have to be able to play two sports. Exactly. And in the major level. Okay, and you just draw that big, draw that big line, die. No, you draw the diagonal until the equal sign, yep.

can do.

Trey (01:00:23.512)
No, I was trying to say, so look. So listen, guys. It can do. Now, Bo Jackson can do. Not Bo Jackson can't do. With that, so this is. You can't do that. Yeah. So if you are not Bo Jackson, don't make that throw. Since you're not Bo Jackson, you can't make that throw.

You're not Bo Jackson.

Wes (01:00:44.672)
If you think you're Bo Jackson, look at your birth certificate.

And if it doesn't say Bo Jackson, you're not fucking Bo Jackson.

If you wake up and you're just a baseball player, that's it.

Or, unless you're Manny Machado. Manny Machado can make any throw from third base. But you're not either one of them. So don't do that.

So out of all the baseball players in history, you can't make that throw. We should be coaches. I think this would be day one.

Trey (01:01:12.864)
Me and Corbin's plan was to coach our kids. Yeah, I would have been lit, but...

that would be cool. I feel like if I was a coach I'd be more like a Ted Lasso kind of guy. no, I'd be like a Ted Lasso because I don't really know much about the game. Like I know like the rules but like I'm more of the like healthy girl even though that's that would be even arguably because I can kind of muddle.

dude, I'm gonna be a clown.

Yeah.

Trey (01:01:35.502)
Right, one of my least favorite things to do is have to delete emails. I just hate seeing notifications. Oh, I too. That's why I'm doing it. I'm doing it right now.

yeah. That's why I checked my email. When people were saying that there's like something where like the average person has over a thousand emails in their inbox. I'm like, no dude, that is leased into a sub folder or deleted. Something ridiculous like that.

I'm like dude, if I don't check my email, and it's usually just spam, I'm not reading, this is nothing really important, I just can't, if it says over 10, I'm like fuck this, I'm like god damn it. But yeah, so we're checking emails. I think this is the perfect time to close it out. If you're not Bo, hey Bo, if you ever wanna come, if you're in Dallas, come to Second Floor Studios. Trey, it's been fun. Let's not make it three weeks again.

Wes (01:02:36.558)
We'll get back to the Midwest. Yeah, I quoted Nailah right there. hell yeah. Did I say Limb Six? Yeah, Midwest. Oh, I'll make that the outro music. Alright guys, we'll see you on the other side. later.

The Hell yeah, bro. Yeah, bro, the dry erase board has got to become a staple. Got to become a fucking staple,

Trey (01:03:04.11)
Don't be a dick. Use a coaster.

Right? So if we were to look at the raw footage, just don't mind the audio.

Wes (01:03:22.274)
We actually look pretty legit.

hell yeah.

That's weird.

Trey (01:03:34.132)
Fuck yes. Hell yeah. God damn it man, that shit is clutch.

Looks clean. Stepping it up.

Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. Like, Drew said it the best. First, lighting, then it's glass, then it's your lens. But if you got good lighting, you get a lot of forgiveness. Yeah.

Yeah, you good at that point. Shit, man.